The wallet that takes you places.
(Not financially.)
A pixel-faithful, fully simulated crypto wallet. Real market data, fake balances, zero risk. Flex any portfolio you want, no cap.
$4,206,942.18
Tokens
Solana
21,624.69 SOL
$1,443,664.30
+1.88%
BitcoinTaproot
20.69 BTC
$1,305,870.04
-0.03%
Ethereum
420.69 ETH
$696,549.06
-0.07%
Bonk
14.1B BONK
$400,440.00
+0.93%
USDC
252,229.97 USDC
$252,229.97
0.00%
dogwifhat
690,420 WIF
$108,188.81
+1.91%
Today's P/L
+$69,420.00
BONK
+12.47% ▲
Five screens of pure theater. And every single one of them actually works.
Token pages that glow
Live charts, day change, a Buy button that does absolutely nothing.
The whole trade desk
Leaderboards, perps, the full degen apparatus. Fake.
Trending, explored
Every coin that's pumping, ranked and ready to admire.
Even the red days look real
A loss variant rendered in convincing, heartbreaking detail.
Onboarding theater
A twelve-word seed phrase for a wallet that holds nothing.
Live market data
Real prices and 24h changes for ~177 tokens via CoinGecko, with smooth drift between refreshes so nothing ever sits still.
- Big animated balance with a daily P/L badge
- Candlestick + line charts on every token
Solana
SOL
$66.76
+1.88%
Bitcoin
BTC
$63,116
-0.03%
Ethereum
ETH
$1,655.73
-0.07%
dogwifhat
WIF
$0.1567
+1.91%
Jupiter
JUP
$0.3142
-1.45%
SOL · 1D
$66.76 +1.88%
Privacy & PWA
No accounts, no email — the key is everything. Your wallet lives only on your device and installs to your home screen like a native app.
- Zero personal data — nothing to leak
- Installs as a PWA, runs offline
On-device by design
No accounts, no email, no sign-up
Wallet data never leaves your device
Only network calls: prices + key check
Works offline once loaded
iOS
Safari → Share → Add to Home Screen
Android
Chrome → ⋮ → Install app
How it works
Buy a key
Pay in USDC or SOL straight from any Solana wallet. The moment your transaction confirms, your key appears on-screen:PHANTOM-XXXX-XXXX-XXXXEnter it in the app
Open the app, hit Get Started, paste your key. It's remembered on your device, and the same key unlocks any other device too.Timed plans start at first entry. Your week starts when you start.Build your dream portfolio
Create your wallet, buy the top, sell the bottom, or just deposit yourself eight figures. Screenshot freely. It's your story now.
Pricing
One key unlocks everything. Pay in crypto, get it on-screen instantly. Timed plans don't start ticking until you first enter the key.
Weekly
One hot week of generational wealth.
$15one-time · 7 days of access
- The full app, nothing locked
- Same key unlocks any device
- Clock starts at first key entry, not at purchase
Pay with USDC or SOL · key delivered on-screen
Monthly
A whole month of being mysteriously liquid.
$20one-time · 30 days of access
- The full app, nothing locked
- Same key unlocks any device
- Clock starts at first key entry, not at purchase
Pay with USDC or SOL · key delivered on-screen
Lifetime
One key. Eternal aura.
$40one-time · Forever
- Never expires
- All future updates included
- Same key unlocks any device
Pay with USDC or SOL · key delivered on-screen
LarpVault is a parody / novelty entertainment app. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to Phantom Technologies Inc. It is not a real cryptocurrency wallet: it does not hold, send, receive, or custody any real assets, and displayed balances are simulated. Nothing on this site or in the app is financial advice or a financial service.
FAQ
Is this real crypto?
Is this affiliated with Phantom?
How does the access key work? Can I use it on more than one device?
What happens when my week or month expires?
Do I need an account or email for the app?
What if I clear my browser data?
How do I install it like a real app?
How do I pay, and what about refunds?
Your dream portfolio is one payment away.
The real one can wait. This one can't. It takes about ninety seconds.