The wallet that takes you places.
(Not financially.)
A pixel-faithful, fully simulated crypto wallet. Real market data, fake balances, zero risk. Flex any portfolio you want.
$4,206,942.18
Cash
$1,295.80
Tokens
Solana
21,624.69 SOL
$1,443,664.30
+1.88%
BitcoinTaproot
20.69 BTC
$1,305,870.04
-0.03%
Ethereum
420.69 ETH
$696,549.06
-0.07%
Bonk
14.1B BONK
$400,440.00
+0.93%
USDC
252,229.97 USDC
$252,229.97
0.00%
dogwifhat
690,420 WIF
$108,188.81
+1.91%
Today's P/L
+$69,420.00
BONK
+12.47% ▲
Features
Real prices, real charts, real 24-hour moves. The only thing that's make-believe is the balance.
Live market data
Real prices and 24h changes for ~177 tokens via CoinGecko, with smooth drift between refreshes so nothing ever sits still.
- Big animated balance with a daily P/L badge
- Candlestick + line charts on every token
Solana
SOL
$66.76
+1.88%
Bitcoin
BTC
$63,116
-0.03%
Ethereum
ETH
$1,655.73
-0.07%
dogwifhat
WIF
$0.1567
+1.91%
Jupiter
JUP
$0.3142
-1.45%
SOL · 1D
$66.76 +1.88%
Privacy & PWA
No accounts, no email: the key is everything. Your wallet lives only on your device and installs to your home screen like a native app.
- Zero personal data, nothing to leak
- Installs as a PWA, runs offline
On-device by design
No accounts, no email, no sign-up
Wallet data never leaves your device
Only network calls: prices + key check
Works offline once loaded
iOS
Safari → Share → Add to Home Screen
Android
Chrome → ⋮ → Install app
How it works
Buy a key
Pay in USDC, USDT, or SOL. Your key appears on-screen the instant it confirms.
PHANTOM-XXXX-XXXX-XXXXPaste it in the app
One key unlocks every device you own.
Flex your portfolio
Deposit eight figures, buy the top, screenshot freely. Your story now.
Pricing
One key unlocks everything. Pay in crypto, get it on-screen instantly. Timed plans don't start ticking until you first enter the key.
Weekly
One hot week of generational wealth.
$10
one-time · 7 days of access
- The full app, nothing locked
- Same key unlocks any device
- Clock starts at first key entry, not at purchase
Pay with USDC, USDT, or SOL · key delivered on-screen
Monthly
A whole month of being mysteriously liquid.
$20
one-time · 30 days of access
- The full app, nothing locked
- Same key unlocks any device
- Clock starts at first key entry, not at purchase
Pay with USDC, USDT, or SOL · key delivered on-screen
Lifetime
One key. Eternal aura.
$30
one-time · Forever
- Never expires
- All future updates included
- Same key unlocks any device
Pay with USDC, USDT, or SOL · key delivered on-screen
By purchasing you agree to our Terms & Legal, including the all-sales-final no-refund policy.
LarpVault is a parody / novelty entertainment app. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to Phantom Technologies Inc. It is not a real cryptocurrency wallet: it does not hold, send, receive, or custody any real assets, and displayed balances are simulated. Nothing on this site or in the app is financial advice or a financial service.